A National Treasure

I’m leaving my body to science.
I’m gifting my mind in a state.
They can discuss my dandruff in Paris
They can view my arse in the Tate.
They can talk about me on the buses
Or on the sofa while eating cake.

I’ll be advertised on the telly
Take “Essence of Me” for all aches.
So it’s my honour, nay my duty,
To preserve Me in a right state.
So I’m pickling my liver in whisky
And starting now before it’s too late.
 
© 2017 | Frank Regan, All rights reserved.

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